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DARK MATCHES
- Kenzo Suzuki def Bobby Rude
- Kanyon (Mortis) vs. John Walters
VELOCITY SPOILERS
- Orlando Jordan beat Shannon Moore
- Spanky & Paul London vs. Mike Taylor & Rob Begley
- FBI def Rey Mysterio, Ultimo Dragon, & Kidman
SMACKDOWN SPOILERS:
Vince and Sable open up Smackdown in the ring. Vince gets on the mic and speaks about how he defeated his daughter at No Mercy. He also tells the fans that after the PPV, he went home with Sable and had sex.
He then announces the new Smackdown GM - and it is in fact, Paul Heyman. Heyman then comes out to the ring to a mixed reaction. He shakes Vince's hand and tells the fans that things will change on Smackdown - for the better.
Undertaker's music hits and comes down to the ring. Heyman immediately tells 'Taker that he can't touch him cause he's GM. Heyman then announces his first booking match as GM. And the match will take place tonight:
Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar & Big Show in a handicap match. If Undertaker wins, he can have a match in the future, against anyone, anywhere, anytime, and any type of match he wants. (Hint: vs Vince, Buried Alive Match @ Survivor Series). Taker seems satisfied with the match.
Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit vs John Cena & A-Train battle to a no contest. The match ends when Benoit goes to hit A-Train with a chair, but nails Angle instead. Angle & Benoit exchange words then have to be separated by referees. The match is over.
Jamie Noble segment where he announces that Nidia will not be back for a while. (Sure, from Tajiri's water with black food coloring. Since when does this mist affect women's eyes worse than the male wrestlers?)
Earlier in the night it was announced that Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas would take on Los Guerreros for the tag titles.
Haas & Benjamin are shown in the back preparing. Paul Heyman approaches the two and announces that since Haas & Benjamin didn't respect him, they lost their chance at the tag titles. However, they would face Rikishi and a mystery partner. The Bashems would now get the tag title shot.
Rikishi & Scotty 2 Hotty def Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin. Crowd popped big for Scotty's return. Scotty did do the worm during the match. After the match Rikishi & Scotty danced in the ring. As they danced, the cameras panned to Vince & Sable, who were dancing in a skybox.
Undertaker shows up at Vince's skybox. He tells Vince to watch his match tonight. He says that if he wins, he will be coming for Vince.
The Bashem Brothers def Los Guerreros to win the tag team titles. The match ended when Doug Bashem grabbed a pipe and hit Eddie while the referee convienently wasn't looking.
Tajiri def Zach Gowen to retain the Cruiserweight Title. After the match, the Yakuza of Jimmy Yang and Keiji Sakoda came down to the ring and celebrated with Tajiri. As they walk to the back, the referee and a trainer assist Zach Gowen up then to the back. No word if Gowen was legitimately injured during the match.
More vignettes follow. One with the Big Show & Brock Lesnar preparing for their match. Another vignette with Sable & Vince discussing the main event. And the third vignette featuring Hardcore Holly!
Holly's vignette is video taped and Says he is coming after Brock Lesnar for breaking his neck.
Undertaker def Big Show & Brock Lesnar in a handicap match, when Undertaker chokeslammed Big Show.
After the first pin (yes I say first pin), Paul Heyman comes out. He announces that the match is 2 out of 3 falls and falls can count anywhere. The match must continue.
Undertaker wins the second fall via a countout. After the 2nd win, Heyman gets on the mic again and says that the match is no countout. The match restarts once again, where Undertaker wins again by DQ when Big Show hits 'Taker with a chair. Heyman once again gets on the mic and announces he screwed up and the match is no DQ. Once again the match starts and Undertaker finally wins by knocking out both Big Show & Brock Lesnar with a chain.
After the match, Vince comes down to the ring as he wants to "congratulate" Undertaker.
As Vince enters the ring, he gets on his knees begging for mercy from 'Taker. Basically, 'Taker announces that at Survivor Series, he has picked his opponent - Vince McMahon, and the match will be a Buried Alive match.
The crowd pops big, we see the whites of Vince's eyes in fear as the show ends.
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