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From 3e6r.net Latest News Headlines You ever watch "The Wonder Years"? Do you remember those stupid facial expressions that Fred Savage made while Daniel Stern did the voiceovers? Well thats exactly the feeling I was getting last night everytime Shane McMahon was on my tv. When the hell did Raw become "My Dinner With Andre"? (Look it up if you dont know) Not only was that peice ridiculous, the editing was horrid. Shanes lips looks like hes in some sort of compitition with Mushmouth from Fat Albert. Do you think Kane stayed for the Pu Pu platter after Shane left? By the way, I got a glimps of how much the check was, and what Shane left on the table. Cheap bastard. ______________________________________________________ For the first time in about a month I watched Raw from beginning to end with no channel changing. The remote was all the way across the room. ______________________________________________________ What the hell is Scott Steiner doing teaming with Mark Henry? I understand that they are on the same team at Survivor Series but come on. Mark Friggin Henry??? ______________________________________________________ "I still remember" Was anyone else waiting for a guy in a raincoat with a hook to attack Booker T? ______________________________________________________ Your telling me that Im supposed to believe that Trish and Chris Jericho never speak to each other unless its Monday night and in front of a camera? ______________________________________________________ I saw the Paris Hilton sex tape. I give it zero boners up. ______________________________________________________ Three cheers for Triple H for inturrupting Lita. Please keep the mic or even a telephone away from her. ______________________________________________________ Goldberg was standing in the ring as Raw went off the air. Yep. Triple H is winning Sunday. ______________________________________________________ OK. Sunday is Survivor Series. You know what that means right? I get to be lazy and do a recap of Survivors from the past. Its a fun way to relive memories of good times. Today Ill do 1987-1989. Thursday night Ill do the rest. Sit back and enjoy "lazy-ass column Tuesday". ______________________________________________________ 1987 The first annual Survivor Series (for now on I am just going to refer to it as SS. If you need to think about what that means, you are no longer allowed to read my masterpeices). Jesse Ventura wears a Pilgrims hat on his head....Gorilla Monsoon wears gravy on his tux....Rivals, Randy Savage and Ricky Steamboat join forces....Ron Bass makes us realize why he should retire....Dawn Marie wrestles before the plastic surgery....The Young Stallions and Killer Bees survive the 20 team elimination match. Five minutes later Pat Patterson gets his knob waxed....Rick Rude is eliminated after a Don Muraco powerslam....Hulk Hogan ruins Andre the Giants victory by attacking Andre and posing.... 1988 Teams of five strive to survive....The Ultimate Warrior enlists such fellow Warriors as Sam Houston and Jim Brunzell for his team....Ron Bass once again proves to us that he should be retired....Jake Roberts, obviously on crack, adds Scott Casey to his team.....Pat Patterson must not have been too satisfied the year before, as the Young Stallions are first to go in the10 team elimination match....Here are a few wrestlers involved in the evenings "main event", Hillbilly Jim, Hurcules, KoKo B Ware, Hurcules, The Red Rooster, King Haku and Akeem....1989 Teams of four attempt to bore....For the 1342th time, Tito Santana and Rick Martel are on opposing teams....For the second year in a row, Bad News Brown abandons his team....Randy Savage is reduced to teaming with Greg Valentine, Earthquake and Dino Bravo....The show sucked.... ______________________________________________________ Annoyance of the week: Winning Halloween Havoc 1991 on ebay, only to find out when I get the tape that I cant play on my vcr because its a stupid tape from England!!!!! ______________________________________________________ Untill next time, Im outta here Frankie P.... © Copyright 2000 by www.3e6r.net |