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COLUMN: "Dot...Dot...Dot... - October 24, 2002
By Frankie P
Oct 24, 2002, 21:21

I would like to share something with you, my faithful readers.

I had and interesting day today. I was on 1wrestling.com and and came across this teaser for an article written by Dave Scherer:

"CRAZY POLL RESULTS, BIG SHOW GOES TO COURT, STEPHS PRIVATES, AND MORE"

So I said to myself, "Stephs privates? What the hell does that mean. I clicked on the teaser and read the article. What I read made me sick.

"Stephs Privates" was the teaser for a brief, albeit graphic, recap of Stephanie McMahon on the Howard Stern show. In this recap Scherer explained how "surreal" it was to hear someone with Stephs money and clout talk about her shaved private parts and exploring anal sex with Triple H.

For someone who ripped apart WWE for the necrophelia angle on Raw this past Monday, it amazed me that when it comes to Stephanie McMahon, its ok for him to report on her vagiana and ass talk. I heard the Stern show and she spoke about ALOT more than bic razors and ass-play.

I took it upon myself to e mail Mr. Scherer about this subject. The following are those e mails exchanged.

My 1st e mail to Scherer:

"For someone who is making such a big deal about the necrophelia segment on Raw (which I did not particularly enjoy), you sure have no problem "reporting" about Stephanie McMahon on the Howard Stern show talking about anal sex and her shaved private parts. Way to go Scherer. Im sure the 13 and 14 year olds who read that will get off on it like you did."

His response:

"Frank, you are an idiot. Thanks for playing and go have a cookie."

My 2nd e mail:

"Thanks for playing and go have a cookie? I have no idea what that means or what it has to do with what I originally said to you. So explain to me why Im an idiot. For someone who obsesses over reporting on wrestling polls and Stephanie McMahons sex life, you really dont have much to say when confronted about it. Hope all the 13 and 14 year olds who read your stuff dont tell their parents where they read it when they are eating their cookies."

His response:

"There is nothing to say to a troll. If you watched the show, that is what she did."

My 3rd:

"There's nothing to say a troll?? Do you read what you write. I understand that's what she talked about, but you know what, that was on the Howard Stern show, not Raw or Smackdown. I heard and saw the show and she spoke about a hell of alot more than anal sex and her shaved private parts. She talked about her relationship with HHH. She talked about Chynas reaction to it. She talked about how she's been working for WWE since she was 12. She talked about owning her own house. She talked about her relationship with Vince. Its funny how you choose the anal sex and shaved private parts to talk about AND to use as a lead in to your story. I'm sure the 13 and 14 year olds who read your stuff will have something to talk about at the dinner table tonight."


Response:

"We already had a report on what she said Frank. I gave my impression of what I saw."

"If you don't like the site, do us both a favor and just don't read it. It's probably beneath your intellectual prowess anyway."


4th:

"You just don't seem to grasp what I'm trying to say David so maybe you are the one with problem with intellectual prowess. Perhaps you think I'm a kid, but I'm not. You're not going to convince me that I'm wrong. You use a sexual term to get people to click on your article. It just strikes me odd that you would use that, after bashing WWE on what they did Monday night, (which I once again stress that I did NOT enjoy). Doesn't it seem a bit hypocritical and perverted David? By the way, I will continue coming to your sight, especially since I know how to get around the pop-ups without being charged for it."


Response:

"Yep, I knew it, a Troll. Welcome to my killfile."

"If we ever go all premium, keeping lowlife losers like you from stealing our work will make me feel so good."


5th

"Lowlife loser? Stealing your work? Look perv, you and Ryder got balls the size of boulder charging people for the crap you offer. I paid for a month of premium out of curiousity and you know what? The only difference was that there were no pop ups. Nothing exclusive, nothing worth the hard earned money people pay. All the "teasers" for your premium section are nothing bullshit opinions fom you retards over there. No inside info. I really feel bad for those who pay for your crap. By the way, You're not doing too good with the premium are ya? I hope you do go all premium. You'll be out of buisness faster than you shot your load watching Stephanie on Stern last night."


Scherer didnt even respond to that one, and I havent heard from him since.

It just amazes me that this guy chose to speak about that after all that has gone on this week.

Mr. Scherer, you are a LONELY man.

NOW ONTO THE NONSENSE!!

Does anyone remember that Billy Kidman pinned Hulk Hogan?....I love Matt Hardys new entrance....Shouldnt wwecorp.com be renamed wwecorpse.com? Get it?? Kaitie Vick's dead corpse?? Oh forget it....Applebees has the best boneless buffalo wings....Get ready Freaks cause the Big Bad Booty Daddy is back....Paul Heyman bleeds better than Brock Lesner....I absolutely LOVE Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit together, either as a team or as opponents....Dont the new Smackdown tag belts look like a bigger version of the European belt?....How many times must Michael Cole remind us the we are watching Smackdown?....Big Show vs. Brock Lesner at Survivor Series. God can only hope that there is a rematch for the Smackdown tag titles to offset that....Speaking of Big Show, did anyone notice that he walked past Santa Claus on his way to Brocks dressing room?....Go see The Ring....Why is Ric Flair always humiliated no matter who he wrestles for?....

Jobber of the Week

Mario Mancini

This man looked like be belonged behind a counter at a pizzaria instead of a wrestling ring. He was a big lumpy man with a really bad moustache and got the crap beat out of him in every match he wrestled. I think the Nintendo character Mario was based on him.

Until next time,
Im outta here
Frankie P....

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