Hulk & Brooke To SNME; Jaime Dauncey Gets A Name; Tommy Dreamer & RVD Apologize
Remember the behemoth Jaime Dauncey that will now be TNA's version of Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer? Well she has a name. Well she did have a name before, but TNA has decided to rename Dauncey character to 'Sirelda'. How they came up with that and why, one only knows. Maybe they think that sounds Russian.
CLICK HERE for our 6/19 article which gets into Jaime Dauncey's legitimate wrestling and bodybuilding background a bit.
WWE.com has announced the following matches for Saturday Night's Main Event:
- DX vs Spirit Squad (Elimination Match)
- Edge vs John Cena (WWE Heavyweight Title Match)
- Rey Mysterio, Lashley, & Batista vs Booker T, Mark Henry, & Finlay
- Mickie James vs Jillian Hall vs Torrie Wilson vs Teen Kelly vs Maria vs Candice Michelle vs Victoria vs Kristal vs Ashley vs Michelle McCool (Bikini Bull Riding Contest)
Also, Hulk Hogan & Brooke Hogan are also scheduled to appear as well to set up the Orton storyline.
Tommy Dreamer posted the following article on ECW.com. Although I found the article interesting, I found it even more interesting some geek online trying to 'analyze' the comments. 'Is he apologizing about Heyman's heel turn?' 'Is he apologizing about RVD / Sabu?'. 'What is Tommy apologizing about?'
Before anyone starts rattling their brain thanks to this geek, read the column again thinking of the dictionary. When Dreamer 'apologizes' for what he has been 'seeing' in ECW, 'seeing' refers to an ongoing situation. He's apologizing as a whole with a summary of its parts included. Here's his rather generic column:\
Diary of Violence - 7/8/06
By Tommy Dreamer
TO ALL ECW FANS:
I TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK.
I CANNOT TRULY EXPRESS MY FEELINGS.
I AM ANGRY, PISSED OFF AND TOTALLY FRUSTRATED ABOUT WHAT I HAVE BEEN SEEING IN ECW.
I NEED TO SIT BACK AND DIGEST ALL OF THIS.
IF I WRITE ABOUT WHAT IS IN MY HEAD, MY COLUMN WILL PROBABLY NO LONGER EXIST.
SORRY.
Rob Van Dam posted the following commentary on his website www.robvandam.com:
July 6 - Well, it’s going to be difficult to think of reasons not to clean out the garage now. Looks like I have a little more time on my hands.
Hmm...you think this website’s getting a lot of hits?
Fans and friends in Battle Creek, sorry once again. I’ve never wrestled in front of my hometown my whole career, and it looks like that will remain the case for now. Back in what I believe was 2000, ECW ran the Kellogg Arena while I was filming Black Mask 2 in Thailand. I was on the outs with E C Dub because of non-payment issues and flying from Bangkok to BC to get off the plane and wrestle for free wasn’t a good option for me. This show coming up in July seemed like it would finally be my day but alas, I share the disappointment with you. One thing’s for sure, it’ll be a lot easier to come back if all you Biggest-Breakfast-Table-in-the-World-Having Michiganders sell that Kellogg Arena out! Otherwise you might have to wait until I book that show after I retire, and who knows when that could be?
Hey, it looks like I’ll have time to go see that Superman movie!
Super.
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