WWE Buttock Cartoon Update; Mickie James Escapes Serious Injury; Lita Discusses Her Retirement
You have to love how WWE will try to use articles like Tribute To The Troops as a piggyback to promote other ridiculous bunk. Last night during our webcast, a listener asked if WWE was still going to proceed with this Ass cartoon. Below is a quick audio clip from last night's webcast, proceeded with what is currently listed on WWE.com. How predictable is WWE, eh?:
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Here's what WWE posted on WWE.com moments ago at the same time:
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For everyone who was concerned, Mickie James escaped serious injury last night and will be good to go for Survivor Series. In case you didn't know, Lita performed her ever so sloppy moonsault and landed knee first onto Mickie James' mouth.
Speaking of Lita, WWE posted the following interview on WWE.com about her retirement following Survivor Series:
After a remorseless attack upon Mickie James on Raw, Women’s Champion Lita both surprised and appalled WWE and its fans by announcing her retirement from sports-entertainment. Callously addressing the Baltimore crowd in the 1st Mariner Arena and those watching at home, Lita essentially told the world that she was done with WWE.
“I was debating about retiring for a quite a while,” Lita told WWE.com following her announcement. “But, I’ve made my decision and made it official tonight on Raw with the WWE fans.”
With her opponent defeated, Lita made the bombshell declaration that her final match will take place at Survivor Series in her title defense against Mickie. According to Lita, Sunday couldn’t come any sooner.
“I’m sick and tired of not being respected for the contributions I’ve made in the past and also every week on Raw,” said the Women’s Champion. “The [other Superstars and Divas] in the locker room turned their back on me when I wasn’t the cool person to like.”
Seven years a WWE Diva, Lita’s current Women’s Championship reign is her fourth. If all goes accordingly, Lita will leave WWE as the unseated champion, trumping her long-time rival Trish Stratus, who retired as champion in September.
“I’d love to say thanks to my fans that were with me since day one and are still there today,” she said. “I’ve got nothing for fair-weather fans that were with me at one time, but because I make a personal decision they don’t approve of, they decide to turn their back on me.”
The Women’s Champion has not yet devised any post-retirement plans. Lita is looking forward to making history on Sunday in Philadelphia. Only afterwards will she consider her post-WWE years.
“I am going to figure out what I’m going to do the day after Survivor Series,” added Lita. “But, I’m sure I won’t be thinking of the other Superstars, Divas or WWE fans when I’m kicking my feet up and not working.”
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