"Foreign Objects"
#5
Nutty, ridiculous, crazy and real!
News that has nothing to do with wrestling.
(But we can't resist reporting!)
Man Sets Fire, Stays, And Dies
Courtesy of NY Newsday:
An intoxicated Davis Park man died after he lit a rug on fire and challenged his roommate to see who could stay in the house on Fire Island longer Saturday night, Suffolk County police said.
Police said Thomas Woods, 59, ignited the rug in his house at 9 Driftwood Walk sometime before 8 p.m. As the fire spread, Woods fired one or two rounds from a pre-World War I Mauser pistol, said Det. Sgt. Ed Fandrey of the Suffolk County homicide squad. Police do not know why he fired the gun.
When the fire began spreading dangerously, Woods' roommate, Rod Bennett, ran to a neighbor's house to call 911 a few minutes after 8 p.m.
Volunteers from the Davis Park Fire Department responded, along with neighbors who tried to extinguish the blaze with garden hoses and anything else they could find. But it was too late.
A total of 75 firefighters from neighboring Fire Island departments as well as Blue Point and Patchogue eventually responded, some traveling across the Great South Bay by ferry.
Fandrey said there were no indications of foul play, and that no arrests were made. "I don't expect we're going to be locking anybody up," he said. "It looks like it's a tragedy."
Fandrey said the two men were drinking heavily Saturday night when Woods issued his dare: "Let's see which one of us leaves first."
Apparently, Woods had passed out on a couch in the living room, and then tried to escape when he woke up, Fandrey said. Authorities found his body near the house's entrance, on top of a pile of plastic that had melted off the windows during the fire.
"It looks like he tried to get out and couldn't," Fandrey said.
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Man credits crash with saving his life
From The Hickory Daily Record
A Georgia man credits a highway crash that totaled his truck with saving his life.
Eddie May Jr. began choking on a piece of food about noon Friday as he was driving east on Interstate 40 near Hickory, said Highway Patrol Trooper Robert Abernathy. May told authorities he started getting dizzy, then blacked out.
His Ford F-350 crossed the median and grazed a westbound tractor-trailer, Abernathy said, and the force of the impact dislodged the food from May's throat.
May regained consciousness after the crash and crawled out of the vehicle, Abernathy said. He wasn't wearing a safety belt.
May suffered minor injuries and will be charged with careless and reckless driving and failure to wear a seat belt. The driver of the transfer truck, Michael Lambert of Ohio, was not injured and will not face charges, Abernathy said.
The careless and reckless charge stems from May's decision to eat while driving, Abernathy said.
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Woman finds drunken man in bed
Courtesy of Nettavison:
(I love how the Police handled the situation!)
A 30-year-old woman from Hordaland, Norway, got a surprise when she was going to bed Friday night.
A man, she had never seen before, had found his way into her bed and was sleeping peacefully.
«We got the call regarding the incident at 04:06 a.m.,» said Per Stiegler at Hordaland police district to Bergensavisen’s web edition.
The man had allegedly walked into the woman’s house through an open door and found his way to the vacant bed.
«He was sleeping like a log, and was woken by the police,» Stiegler stated. «It was probably not any sexual motive behind the man’s actions.»
The man was so drunk that he had walked into the wrong house. The police managed to wake him. After a while, the man managed to convey where he lived where upon the police drove him home and put him to bed.
Teacher resigns after student thrown from window
From The Associated Press (Georgia)
A teacher at a Newton County school has resigned after officials say she admitted she told two students to throw a 14-year-old girl from a classroom window.
The teacher, a 63-year-old Conyers resident, was not immediately arrested after the Monday incident, which took place at Sharp Learning Center. But the Newton County Sheriff's Office is investigating.
The student, whose name was not released, was taken to Newton General Hospital on Tuesday night for neck pains and cuts to her body, said Newton County Sheriff's Office investigator Marty Roberts.
According to an incident report by resource officer Brian Chiappetta, the incident took place in the morning during second period. The students were in class when the teacher took a photograph of some of the students, the report said. When the girl asked why the teacher had taken her picture, the teacher allegedly responded with a disparaging remark about the girl's appearance.
The girl became upset and began to use profanity and hit the office assist button on the classroom wall, the incident report said. The teacher then allegedly told two 14-year-old boys to pick up the girl and throw her out the window.
The two boys later told principal Kenneth Daniels that they threw the girl out the window because they did not want to be written up for disobeying a teacher.
The teacher resigned Wednesday, Roberts said.
Roberts said he has been told that the school board will leave it up to the girl's parents to pursue criminal charges against the teacher. But he said his investigation is ongoing.
"I've had incidents involving schools, but I've never heard of such a thing where the teacher instructs students like this," Roberts said.
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